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Small Man's ComplexIt was a time of horror, A time of lies, A time of little men, With big scary eyes.Small Man's Complex
To pay disrespect, In this time of times, Was tantamount to The worst of Crimes.
Small man's complex, That instinctive drive, When everyone's tall, Can the small man survive?
Take some time, Assess your size, An impartial view, Free from lies, Free from hate, You dress the part, Stand up straight, Throw around your weight.
I like MonkeysI like monkeys, a poem by Seihanzai.I like Monkeys
I like monkeys, Big and small,
Monkey meat, Can feed us all.
I like monkeys, Yes I do, When I'm sick, Or feeling blue.
I like monkeys, On the side, When the wife gets home, They'd better hide.
I like monkeys, When I'm high, Their funny antics, Multiply.
I like monkeys, And so do you, You vote them in, And now we're screwed.
New Ethnic StereotypesChinese People are made of candy.New Ethnic Stereotypes
Conversely, Japanese people are stuffed with hay. They also stand in cornfields and guard them from crows.
Irishmen cannot stand the sight of a crying child. However, they are aroused by the sight of a crying adult.
In addition to impressive checkers skills, all Middle Eastern people have intense psychic powers.
The residents of Mexico city have webbed toes. Also, the men of Mexico city have small hooks all over their penises. Like a cat's tongue. Or velcro.
Vikings cannot be trusted with money.
Black people furiously and unco
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Comeon, show us what you've got. Art is something that is easy to enjoy, think about that! Or is it? .. Im not quite sure, i just wrote it.
Anywas dude, no offence. I like your weird texts, AND IVE READ THEM ALL, funny shit that i don't understand shit of them.
the scoreboard is
Senhanzai: 0
substance55: 0
we both suck, you make crappy texts that people read one line of, then begins to sleep. I take photos that any WASK could've taken. ROFL!
dude, gratz to you if you made it this far, im just writing shit you know, exactly like you
for fucks sake...
l8r
- sub55
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So, first you diss me, which is cool, because thats what deviantartistry is about; constructive dissing which makes makes others feel more powerful and lowers self-esteem. Sentiments I share.
But then you praise me. Which is great, thanks.
But then you diss both of us, which I enjoyed.
And then you congratulate me but then turn it into a backhanded face-slap. I guess those two kind of cancel each other out.
And then you become inexplicably angry.
So, uh, take it easy buddy.
I did especially enjoy this though:
we both suck, you make crappy texts that people read one line of, then begins to sleep. I take photos that any WASK could've taken. ROFL!
So, how about this:
Seihanzai: 5
Substance55: 2
(you got a point for the above humourous line and for having pictures of ducks that didn't turn out to be stupidly large like mine. So now you have 2).
I like Monkeys,
And so do you,
We like monkeys,
Through and Through.
I like monkeys,
In the sky,
Flying monkeys,
Way up high. (this one's a bit shit)
I like monkeys,
When they dance,
A funky monkey,
In real tight pants.
'Come on Substance 55, haven't you ever wanted to post a picture of some ugly asshole for the whole world to see and write 'Fuck this Guy' under it? In my opinion, the mere thought behind doing that is ART, baby.
The only thing that would make it more art-worthy is if I wrote 'Fuck this Guy' on the actual picture, but I'm not a skilled enough MS PAINT user to be able to pull that one off.
But I can only do one of them, I don't want to take it too far. A whole series of ugly redneck bastards would probably get me kicked off of Deviant Art and sued by the Family First Party or something. Especially as this is a real person, not some CGI mutant. '
- quote from Seihanzai or DeviantArt, 2006
So if we were keeping some kind of points tally that would make it
Seihanzai: 22
Substance55: 1
So keep 'em coming my man. Theres still a chance for victory when the odds look hopeless. Remember in Teen Wolf, when theyre playing basketball and michael J Fox refuses to turn into Teen Wolf and the odds look hopeless? Well this is the same kind of thing. You're Teen Wolf. But stay true to yourself and you will prevail and win the hearts of all, young Teen Wolf.
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